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Log sach khete hai ke uprwala,

Jb bhi deta chappar fad k deta hai,

Tum hafte me 2 Sunday mangte the,

Usne pura saal ko hi Sunday bana diya.

Behtar se behtar ki talash kro,

Mil jai nadi to samandar ki talash kro,

Toot jata hai seesha patthar ki chot se,

Toot jaye patthar aisa sheesha ki talash kro.

Aankhon ki gehrai mein teri kho jana chata hun,

Aaj tujhe bahon me lekr so jana chata hun,

Tod kar hade sari aaj me tujhe apna abana chata hun.

Jindagi me us dost ka sath kbhi mt chodna,

Jo apko achi baat bhi gali de kr smjai.

10 min saase band krke dekhe,

Mehboob apke janaze me hoga.

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Jab bhi ghe wale khete hai bhad me jao,

Me siddha aap logo ke pass ajati hu.

Log iftari me apno ke liye duain mangte hai,

Or me apne bhai ko duye hue udhar paise mng rhi hu.

Usne kha bf hai mene kha hai na 2-2 hai,

Ek bestfriend wala bf aur ek breakfast wala bf.

Baki to hum nhi jante.

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Pehle mere pass iphone nhi tha,

Fuppi jaan ne advice di kidney bech kr lelo,

Aaj mere pass 2 iphone hai ,

Pr fuppi jaan nhi hai.

Kimat to dilon ki hoti hai,

Vrna shakal to kutto ki bhi cute hoti hai.

Miss krna to dur ki baat hai,

Koi miss bhi nhi krta.

Mast rheti hun apni masti mai,

Jati nhi matlabi logo ki basti me.

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Jo hume badnam krne ki sazzish krte hai,

Who abb khud muh chupaye phir rhe hai.

Are janab koi kisi ka khass nhi hota,

Log tabhi yaad krte hai jb time pass nhi hota.

Mujhe kisi n aaj tk nhi bola ki tum meri heartbeat ho,

Mujhe lgta mai kisi ki heartattack hu.

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